A Response to Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan’s Theatrics of Blackmail
Dear Natasha,
Your latest letter – a ‘satirical apology’ allegedly addressed to Senate President Godswill Akpabio – stands as yet another monument to your true craft: the dark art of blackmail wrapped in the cheap taffeta of virtue-signaling.
You insult the intelligence of Nigerians by pretending to wage a battle for dignity, when in fact you are merely staging an elaborate shakedown – hoping that theatrical outrage might achieve for you in the court of noise what hard evidence could not secure in the court of law.
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Let us be very clear: you have presented no proof whatsoever – not a text, not a call log, not a sworn affidavit – to substantiate your wild allegations of sexual harassment.
Not one line.
Not one pixel.
Not one provable claim.
And yet, armed with nothing but your own self-inflated martyrdom, you screech and preen across public platforms, mistaking hysterics for heroism.
This, Madam, is not courage. It is cowardice disguised as crusade. It is extortion by public pity.
It is the oldest trick in the blackmailer’s handbook – ‘Give me what I want, or I will burn down your reputation – evidence be damned.’
You posture as a fearless Amazon, but your every word drips with the desperate fear of irrelevance.
You parade yourself as the face of women’s dignity, but in truth, you weaponize false victimhood, making it harder for genuine victims to be believed.
In the end, you are not a standard-bearer for justice.
You are a warning sign – a cautionary tale – of how low public discourse can sink when ambition rots into blackmail, and narcissism parades as nobility.
They say ‘Na Tasha’ means garage girl in Hausa
Enough said.
We don’t need to look any further for whys and hows
We’re not surprised sef – as the name, so the bearer.
Return when you have proof, not prose. Until then, you remain what you have chosen to become: a caricature of virtue, peddling indignation as currency and harvesting chaos as strategy.
Yours without the slightest sympathy,
Mohammed Onoba,
(A Disgusted Citizen Fatigued by Your Hypocrisy and False Virtues)
